• be thin
• have a vagina
• give birth
• cook for you
• have long hair
• wear makeup
• have sex with you
• be feminine
• be graceful
• shave
• be white
• diet
• be fashionable
• wear pink
• love men
• be the media’s idea of perfection
• listen to your bullshit

I’m just always boring and never want to try something different.
Also I have the hiccups at work and it’s giving me the crazies.

I have a crush on a customer. And I’d like to find out if he’s feeling the same, coz he’s always so smiley and flirty, and today he totes winked at me.
But if he’s just doing it coz he’s nice then it might get awkward and I might lose him as a customer, and I don’t really want that…

rock-and-roland:

Living in Australia..

Expectations:

• Kangaroos and koalas
• Surfing everyday
• Beautiful weather

Reality:

• Rarely any good concerts
• Shipping and handling that costs more than the actual product
• Shitty weather that changes faster than a guy changing the porn on his screen when you walk in